March 2009
146 posts
Mar 1st
Mar 1st
The Porno Breakdown.....Liberals Lay Low on Online...
This is truly stunning….It exposes the conservative hypocrisy that exists within the republican party…As can be seen in the data below, of all states, UTAH is the number one consuming state of online porn!!!! Read the entire artice at New Scientist Americans may paint themselves in increasingly bright shades of red and blue, but new research finds one thing that varies little...
Mar 1st
President Obama Spends Friday Night at the "Phone...
(Notice the proximity of Obama’s head to the hot ass of the Wizard Chear Leader) From The Washington Post- President Obama did throw a jolt into last night’s otherwise forgettable meeting between the one-time rivals. Obama, a Bulls fans who hosted the team at the White House on Thursday, didn’t even stick around to see the Wizards put the finishing touches on a 113-90 victory...
Mar 1st
Puting out the Flames of German...
This article, which I found at Bloomberg.com, reminded me of a German film I watched in 2005 while at American University, called The Edukators. In Europe, where socialist ways of life are more of the norm, there is a more natural sense of contempt towards the ultra wealthy, where in America there is a sense of envy due to the capitalist dreams most youth aspire to. In Europe, they seem to be...
Mar 1st
Coke or Pepsi?
While I was in DC over the inaugural weekend, I couldn’t help but notice the corporate endorsements of the new President. One of the brands trying their best to jump on the Obama wagon was Pepsi, which actually manipulated their logo and transformed it into what many believe looks like the team Obama logo…. But the question on the mind of Michael Scherer at Time Magazine is; With...
Mar 1st
Lessons Learned?!!!
In a not so surprising development, the most dangerous and ideologically rabid young Republicans gathered in DC for their annual CPAC conference, and for a third straight year, Mitt Romney was the winner in the annual straw poll as their candidate to represent their party in the next Presidential election… For the third straight year? To the rabid college Republican, it’s allegedly...
Mar 1st
“I made some errors of omission, sucking my thumb when new facts came in that...”
–  -The Oracle from Omaha, Warren Buffet If things are going so badly for Mr.Buffet, that it makes perfect sense that the rest of America is hurting so badly. According to ABC News, “Berkshire’s 2008 net income of $4.99 billion, or $3,224 per Class A share, was down from last...
Mar 1st
February 2009
126 posts
WatchWatch
Don’t fuck around with Chris Mathews….He’ll kill you.
Feb 27th
Now Hanging in the White House
Released by the White House, this is Michelle’s official White House Portrait, taken in the Blue Room of The White House in Washington. Looking GOOD, I must say.
Feb 27th
“ ‘Psychopath’ - it’s too nice a word for...”
–  - Elie Wiesel The Holacaut Survivor and author of dozens of books on the topics of evil and morality, on the top of Bernard Madoff. Wiesel was one of hundreds of victims of Madoff’s epic 50 billion dollar ponzi scheme, which has left Wiesel’s Foundation for Humanity nearly pennyless.
Feb 27th
Havana? Havana!
This is what I wrote to a Cuban American the other day, and with what is coming from the Miami Herald in today’s paper, it looks like the likelihood of the US DOLLA hitting Cuban shores is growing more likely….. “The only way to bring down that tropical gulag is by letting capitalism take it by storm…in the way of tourism, trade, and the exchange of ideas…the only...
Feb 26th
Caroline...Kirsten Can't Make it to Tea... ...
From the NYT- When Senator Kirsten E. Gillibrand visited Nazareth Regional High School in Brooklyn recently to talk with students, the school’s principal, Barbara Gil, received unusual instructions from the senator’s staff. Skip to next paragraph “They said, ‘She’s great, but she’s a talker, so we’re going to give you a sign if she’s getting out of control,’ ” Ms. Gil recalled. Sure enough,...
Feb 26th
The Verdict
The Obama’s, after giving much care and consideration, will be brining a Portugese Water dog to the White House…….. The name is still up in the air.
Feb 26th
No They Didn't...YES THEY DID.
This is absurd on so many levels…The “Adult entertainment” company which is approaching Suleman would only do so if they believed there would be a market for the video…..It sickens me to think there is, but I am certain there is. Suleman had 14 children using no man in the process, so now she will begin her sexual adventures? Disgusting…. From TMZ.COM “Major...
Feb 26th
Taxation Without..........
If this bill does make President Obama’s desk, all licence plates in DC which read “Taxation without representation,” will have to be changed..A secret bill favoring  the local supplier of licence plates? By Mary Beth Sheridan Washington Post Staff Writer Wednesday, February 25, 2009 For the first time since the 1970s, the U.S. Senate decided yesterday to take up a D.C....
Feb 25th
WatchWatch
From people I’ve spoken with, the College Humor show gets a few thumbs down, but this type of material, which is the backbone of what CH was all about, is what they should focus on at MTV if they want to make a forceful transition from Web to TV (If it’s not too late)…..the 23 minute storyline farcical bullshit just doesn’t cut it. They gotta harken back to the days of...
Feb 25th
“You know, I think Bobby Jindal is a very promising politician, and I oppose the...”
–  -David Brooks, of the New York Times Bayou Bobby’s prime-time premiere in front of the American public didn’t go as planned. Competing for the nations attention after the oratorical wizard delivered a near flawless 52 minute speech, we knew Jindal would have to come out swinging to...
Feb 25th
Aboard Air Force One with The First Family
This article from The Daily Beast, written by Kathleen Parker of the Washington Post, is a nice rare glimpse into the demeanor of the Obama family. Obama is often portrayed as “cool as ice,” in a good way, and this piece confirms such assumptions. To begin a meeting with 5 veteran reporters, Obama begins with “How should we do this?”….He is as cool and calm as it...
Feb 25th
Could I get a Medium Fries, Double Cheese Burger,...
Police: McDonald’s Worker A Drive-Thru Drug Dealer EDGEWATER, Md. (AP) ― Anne Arundel County Police say a Lothian man working at a McDonald’s was dealing drugs out of the drive-thru.  Police arrested Donald Brice, 27, on Friday in the parking lot of a McDonald’s in the 100-block of Mitchells Chance Road in Edgewater.  Police say Brice sold marijuana to undercover detectives...
Feb 25th
Who is Bobby Jindal?
He’s the man who will rebut President Obama’s speech tonight, which Obama will be delivering in front of a joint session of congress. Jindall is an up and coming star of the GOP. A Rhodes Scholar who graduated from the Ivy league with a degree in Biology but is a member of a church that endorses intelligent design….??? This is what Rush Limbaugh had to say about the small...
Feb 24th
With a New Location, Old Friends Return
Personally, I’m not a big fan of Andy Richter, Conan’s orginal on-air side kick from back in 1993.  Without Conan, Andy is pretty useless, and the only condidtion I think Conan should use a sidekick is if the person jazzes up what Conan already provides… But Allegedly Andy won’t be playing the side kick role, and instead will take over the announcer role, which for the...
Feb 24th
Counterfeit Capitalism at It's Best!
From Australia’s Herald SunSOCCER star David Beckham and actors Sean Connery and Keanu Reeves are being illicitly used to promote a sex drug in an advert being shown on TV stations around China. Footage of Beckham in action and with his wife Victoria is used in the advert for the Viagra-style pills called USA Selikon with Chinese voices dubbed onto the film to show the AC Milan star...
Feb 24th
A Compasionate Gesture or a New Way of Thinking?
For every $3.00 we give to Israel, it looks like we be giving $1.00 to the Palestinians….That’s a vast increase from the Bush administrations neglected policies and favoritism towards Israel- Ideology aside. I hope the money ($900 million) is spent wisely and not in a typical Palistinian manner where a small select band of thieves reap the monied benefits. US official: Gaza...
Feb 24th
WatchWatch
A Republican turn-coat? Do the Democrats have Arnold on retainer?
Feb 23rd
WatchWatch
A message from Conan to you! “We are going onto this next gig and sometimes I read that ‘It’s time for Conan to grow up ‘cause he is going to 11:30,’ and I assure you that’s not going to happen. I can’t, this is who I am, for better or worse.”
Feb 23rd
Opening Our Eyes
From Foreign Policy Passport- John Kerry, the new replacement to head the Senate Foreign Relation Committee as Joe Biden steps into the VP role, visited the middle east last week. In a sign or ideological neutrality, Senator Kerry toured the recently leveled land of Gaza. Apparently, representatives of Hamas got a letter to Kerry which was to be given to President Obama, and FOX news is...
Feb 23rd
Who Needs Class When You're a Winner?
Meet my favorite head coach, Bruce Budreau of the Washington Capitals, at a Wendy’s near YOU! Like the title states, who cares about class when you’re a winner? Bruce is a man of the working class, who coached in the AHL (MINOR LEAGUES) for over 20 years…not the teams who fly on jets. The type of teams who drive 14 hours on bus, night after night. He’s extremely...
Feb 23rd
Proud to be an American
America will cede Curling to the Canadians up North…But Bob-Sledding……IT’S OURS! The Canadian Press- LAKE PLACID, N.Y. - American Brian Shimer breathed a big sigh of relief. Steven Holcomb had put the U.S. team back on the podium in two-man competition at the bobsled world championships for the first time in more than a decade, and a huge weight was off the...
Feb 23rd
Hey George Bush, Give Back the Bones
By David Montgomery The Washington Post WASHINGTON — Geronimo is not resting in peace. The great Apache warrior’s great-grandson, Harlyn Geronimo, hopes a lawsuit against the U.S. government will recover his famous ancestor’s remains — a strange last spasm in the Indian wars. Defendants include President Obama, the secretaries of defense and the Army, Yale University and the Order...
Feb 23rd
“When it comes to entertaining play, however, no N.H.L. team tops the Capitals....”
– -THE NEW YORK TIMES!!!!!!!! Check out this article…not the Washington Post…THE NYT!!! “We’ve got a big group of guys between 26 and 22 and under — maybe as many as 10,” Boudreau said Friday by phone. “And they all hang out together, they all live close to each other, they’re all...
Feb 23rd
The Economy Sucks....Especially for GOP Bush...
Ask anyone who has just been recently laid off how their job hunt is going. Most would say its going badly..As too would the Bush crew who were just put out of The White House by the American Public. This is a delightful read out of the Wall St Journal. It’s not very shocking news, just states the logical outcome of a Democratic landslide in DC…… “The jobless rate is...
Feb 23rd
Screw Job at the Oscars
The bottom line is, the liberal group which is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, did not vote for who the best male in a leading at this years Oscars. Instead of voting on the specific categorie, they voted their ideology in order to push their social agenda which is the promotion of gay rights. I am all for gay rights. Marriage, contracts, you name it. But when asked to vote for...
Feb 23rd
GET YOUR SNUGGIE/DRINK ON
Pub Crawl Alert: BYO-Snuggie The fine folks who make “The Blanket With Sleeves” are now planning something else to keep you toasty. That’s right, the Snuggies people who typically target the whole family have announced an adults-only pub crawl in select cities. The company’s Web site shows a pulldown menu suggesting events in Chicago, Atlanta, Austin, Boston, Dallas,...
Feb 21st
“We are going onto this next gig and sometimes I read that ‘It’s time...”
–  -Conan O’Brien
Feb 21st
Things are Swell @ Gitmo Bay!
From the NYT……. “A Pentagon report requested by President Obama on the conditions at the Guantánamo Bay detention center concludes that the prison complies with the humanitarian requirements of the Geneva conventions, but it makes many recommendations for increasing human contact among the prisoners, according to two government officials who have read portions of it. The...
Feb 20th
CHRIS BROWN IS A BITCH.
Obtained by paparazi favorites TMZ, this picture of Rihanna is simply Appauling……
Feb 20th
OH BABY....It's Baseball Season!
Well, not oficially…Today was the first day of spring training for all position players, and talk about an update…….THE HAT THE METS WILL WEAR THIS SEASON!! From a Mets press release….. “The Mets will wear a new cap for the entirety of the 2009 season featuring a patch on the left side commemorating the opening of CitiField. The team will wear the new caps on...
Feb 20th
“When we walked out and I saw him I said, ‘Senator, so nice to see you. I...”
–  -Barbra Walters, Talking about a recent encounter with Senator John McCain while dining in Washington, DC. It could be said that while visiting The View in October, the woman did beat up on McCain a bit…..enough to keep McCain away.
Feb 20th
Late Night With Conan...I mean Jimmy Fallon.
That’s right. The 12:30 spot which has been occupied by Boston’s funny man Conan O’Brien for the last 16 years will see a changing of the guard, beginning March 2nd. Jimmy Fallon, long time SNL All-Star and news reader will be taking on the spot, in front of the newly added 10pm slot filled by Jay Leno, then the classic 11:30 Tonight show with Conan O’Brien….Will...
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
WatchWatch
THIS IS WHY I LOOOVE HOCKEY!!! OVECHKIN’S 2ND BEST GOAL EVER!!!! ESPN Calls him “The Best in the World”…Finally people are agreeing…..
Feb 19th
Politico Today, Dead Tomorrow?
We all love leaks right? These are highlights or scare-lights of an internal Politico.com memo sent out to the staff to send chills up their spine. They’re being chastised and told that they’re the news makers and not news regurgitators…I would be worried if Politico was signing my paycheck. This comes from Gawker.com who took it from Wonkette.com…..I guess its the way...
Feb 19th
Gotta' Connect With Your Constituents
In election politics, the key to getting elected is appealing to the voters. If a person wanted to court the vote of a rural community where hunting is a popular past-time, he/she would not vocally condemn guns…. It says a lot about the state of Utah when a state senator would go on the record saying things like this………. “Homosexuality will always be a sexual...
Feb 19th
Who is Really Hurting America?
Bong hits or Rice Crispy Treats…… I was listening to Funny Man Bill Maher the other night on Larry King Live while driving to my dads, and the infamous stoner brought up a great point….. With the number of over weight and obese people in America, suffering from diabetes and other weight related issues, should Kellogg’s of all people, be telling Michael Phelps what to...
Feb 19th
“Sometimes,when a man is alone,that’s all you got is your dog.And...”
–  -Micky Rourke While delivering an acceptance speech at the Golden Globe award show for Best actor in the riveting film, The Wrestler. Sadly, Micky’s 18 year old beloved Chihuahua, Loki, Passed away Monday night. Although Loki might not be on Earth any longer, I’m sure He’s...
Feb 19th
Simon? Garfunkel? Together?
“Our plan to work together is coming together but it doesn’t go through England this time.” According to the BBC, Art Garfunkel has announced that the legendary duo of Simon and Garfunkel are in the works of getting back together for an epic return tour…Where the tour will be is not yet known, but it will not be in the UK. CHECK IT!
Feb 19th
When Facebook Turns on You, You're Screwed
Well, now that the questions are done being asked, there is really no question about what transpired last Sunday between Chris Brown and Rhianna…It looks like a pure and simple bloody case of domestic violence….Although the criminal case might still be waiting to go to court, Brown has been tried and convicted by the court of public opinion. It happens all the time, in your...
Feb 19th
Feb 18th