July 2008
63 posts
EMERGENCY IN NYC....DAD'S BUIDLING IS ON FIRE...
I write this post from NYC…….at 5:45 in the morning on Saturday, I received a phone call from the NYFD telling me that my families property was on fire……later that day my dad and I arrived on the scene. it’s been chaotic as hell, dealing with all kinds of slimeballs but also some honest people….a blogger from Greenpoint (where the bulding is) took some pictures...
The Love GuRu...........
I have yet to see the Love Guru, starring and written by Mike Meyers, one of the funniest comics of the last 15 years. But after hearing so many horrendous reviews, i was kind of put of…….AND THEN I saw THIS!!!! I dont think i’ll even be renting this one…..and If i have to buy ear phones on a plane, I’ll sleep.
bathroom jokes....literllay
I was at a shitty sea food place about 1/2 hr outside of nyc with James Kirchhausen and was in the bathroom, and saw this joke written in the stall. Its not a good joke, it extremely corny, but someone went out of their way to write it in a bathroom stall.
“I don’t think it’s gonna work out between us. I’m looking for someone whose a little more cultured,” the Bleu cheese said to the Mozzarella....
June 2008
82 posts
“If I was anybody else, I wouldn’t be going to court.How many trials have...”
– Orenthal James Simpson, AKA OJ, AKA JUICE, AKA KILLA
WatchI was feeling sick today so I called the doctor….Doctor Manhattan that is……. My favorite physicians from Wauconda, Illinois made a house call. The diagnosis: too much sweet Sues for one sitting. I met these gents in DC about 9 months ago…. I then overdosed on crack, so I met the doctors again in Rochester for a revival. This time, like I said, I O.D’d on pancakes. After being revived out of my...
An Ode to George Carlin, From Seinfeld himself. →
How long will YOU live? →
HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE? A team at U Penn have put together a comprehensive questionnaire that will lead to a pretty accurate assessment on your lifespan, if you answer honestly.
Inside a 9/11 Mastermind’s Interrogation
This is a MUST read for anyone interested in a post 9/11 world, especially methods and techniques used in intelligence gathering that the US used against the worst of the worst. Very important reading. ...
WatchTALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT SEX.
WatchAnother Concert, this one was a great one for sure. John’s Brown Body, of Ithaca, NY, played at one of Ithaca’s finest saloons, Castaway’s. Lots of amazing Horns, lots of great bass, and an amazing lead singer who rocked the house for almost 2 hours. A great kid in the crowd either on LSD or ecstasy, made for a highly amusing crowd experience. I actually enjoyed this kids endless...
WatchI LOVE RUSSIANS! I dont like it’s politicans or corrupt realities, but the people and its soccer team, I love!!!!!!!!!! THEY DEFEATED THE NETHERLANDS 3-1 IN an overtime shocker, and its the biggest upset during this Euro Championship………I love it.
WatchThis video is taken str8 from Perezhilton.com, but it’s worth the nab. As Mourners left Tim Russert’s memorial service held at the Kennedy Center in Washington,DC yesterday, A rainbow totally eclipsed the Capital…… But here’s the strange part; the memorial service ended with a ukulele rendition of “Over the Rainbow.” As the service let out, there it was,...
WatchDave Mathews……..I’m not sure whether it was because I didn’t want to be like everyone else or because I never came into close contact with DMB lovers, for over 15 years I have somehow managed to steer clear of a musical icon. I knew people traveled great distances, and paid ungodly amounts for tickets, and now I know why.
Just being in front of the guy was an...
